Oh, please, please, please. This campaign is in desperate need of a fresh dose of comedy, and who better to serve it up than a man whose opinions can be predicted by a simple two-step process:
1. Identify the mainstream Republican viewpoint on a given issue.
2. Say it with near-comic intensity.
Example: Guantanamo Bay.
"Some people have said we ought to close Guantanamo. My view is we ought to double Guantanamo." - Mitt Romney.
Why should we "double" Guantanamo? Should we just start rounding up twice as many people to imprison there? Is there any strategic benefit to doing such a thing?
Well, probably not, but it sure sounds tough! And that's what we need more of right now, right?